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Vampyre

A Vampire lifestyler, a regular person taking their love of vampires too far. They portray contemporary myths.
When my ex-boyfriend asked me if he could bite me, I wasn't aware he was a vampyre.
by andy(stolehispants) June 14, 2008
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vampire

one who sucks all the blood out of your body.

if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer
vampire drinks your blood

if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.

does a lawyer need an example?
by Slunjan August 15, 2008
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vamp

(verb) to suck the menstrual fluid from a woman's vagina with a slurping, sucking sound. Akin to vampirism, but without the freshness of arterial blood.
I vamped on that hooker's beef curtains like a fat kid on a push-pop.
by Ignacio Rojas August 11, 2008
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Vampire Kiss

When a female inserts her finger into the anus of a male with hemorrhoids, breaking the swollen blood vessel, then proceeding to provide oral pleasure to the ruptured anus while consuming the blood.
After that Vampire Kiss last night at the staff party, Jane is sure to get the promotion. Rim job -smim job, she went above and beyond. What a team player.
by ry-mo May 13, 2010
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Vampire's Popsicle

A frozen Vampire's Teabag (used bloody tampon) that forms a nutritious iron rich snack.
'I was hungry so i took a vampire's popsicle out of the freezer and started sucking it, it melted and the bloody juices dribbled dowm my chin.'
by Erect Shaft January 30, 2006
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A cult TV-show (1996-2003). It was probably the start of the vampire-craze which is still ongoing.

The show is not so much about a girl fighting vampires as it is about female empowerment and christianity bashing.

Had an inventive dialogue which, to me, made it fun to watch even though I'm a christian and many villains are symbols of organised religion, such as priests.

The only thing I don't really like is the character Angel, who doesn't develop a well-rounded personality until three seasons in and then disappears from the show into the spin-off "Angel" where he quickly loses said personality and becomes a stereotype superhero á la Swartzenegger.
Caleb is one of the evil priests in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
by sdfghjklijuhygf January 11, 2012
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