University of Michigan

A once good Football College that now has terrible Coaches that get fired every other year nad cannot recruit any decent players.

University of Michigan has not even been to a National Championship since 1997.

by knotalther January 29, 2015

University of Florida

The top 10 ranked participating schools, followed by the number of recruited Merit scholars, are:

1. Harvard University--378
2. University of Texas--258
3. Yale University--228
4. University of Florida--224
5. Stanford University-217
6. University of Chicago-182
7. Arizona State University--176
8. Rice University-173
9. University of Oklahoma-170
10. Princeton University--165

UF > FSU

Looks like UF isnt a third rate school Bill. UF ownz and will always pwnz FSU sucka.

by P huNgy May 17, 2004

University of Kentucky

The best university in the nation. Great parties, always something to do, and it seems like all the hot girls come to UK. Despte what you will hear from haters, UK does care about academics, and it is not a hillbilly university.

Home of the greatest tradition in college basketball. Every game hosts 24,000 screaming fans of the Big Blue Nation, and you're surrounded by a beautiful sea of blue. There's no greater moment of your life than watching Kentucky put down Louisville or Tennessee in Rupp Arena.

Student 1: "I can't decide where to go to college, man"
Student 2: "Come to the University of Kentucky, dude!! it's awesome!!!"

by Evaniscool September 5, 2011

Elon University

A college in North Carolina, comprising mostly of Northerners. Not bad people overall, a little immature. A preppy place, and on its way up in the world. The girls are better than the guys.

There is a large percentage of homosexual guys. Be in a fraternity.

by J. D. Notgiven IV November 22, 2004

University of Windsor

A university where all kids drive Chrysler Cavalier F150 and sunfire's.

Where weed flows like water in river, and the desi jams have nothing but men and bad BO.

Everyone has pizza plus on speed dial, where drug dealers have email for faster delivery.

The leddy library is a social club where people go to study but end up re-grouping for weed session and some more ps3.

More time is spent on weed and ps3, then talking to family, friends, class, and more many mandatory important life items.

The business and Law programs are exceptionally well and compete with Ivey League schools.

Sartaj: Dude, Lets play FIFA and leave the University of Windsor
Vaibhav: dude, after one more joint..
Tushar: Someone roll, please....im sobering up...
Vaibhav: shit, no more blunt wraps

by AmirAli911 January 26, 2009

University Of West Georgia

A "college" located in Carrollton, GA. where if you attend you will spend your time either drunk or high. If a student, you will find your self at any of the three bars around here LastCall, The Pub, or The Den(the name varies depending on how recently they lost their alcohol licenses) and of course there is Greek Village where if at the PIKE house you will get ruffie for sure. This place deff turns the good girls go bad. Invested with random cats and squirells. The longest four year party of your life.

BOB: "she went to the University of West Georgia"
John: "is that short for she has an STD now?"

by dresstoomuchshoes October 6, 2009

Boston University (BU)

The school for the rich, snobby, and elite kids. They live a life only you could dream about, fuck girls you wish you could talk to, drive cars you'd valet, and party like you never dreamt. Yet, they run billion dollar empires and hire Harvard and MIT graduates.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know that kid from Boston University (BU) that drives the CL500?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a Prince from the Middle - East.
Guy 1: Oh what about his other friend next to him?
Guy 2: Oh that guys Dad is the head of the Cocaine cartel in Columbia.

by BU Lover August 1, 2007