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University of Chicago

1. It's U OF C not UIC, morons.

2. The really good school your relatives will have never heard of.
1.

Person 1: "Oh, you go to UIC? Cool!"
U of C student: **sigh**

2.

Grandmother, on hearing you're at the University of Chicago Chicago: "Oh, that's nice dear. But I thought you were smart? Why are you going to a state school?"
by uchicchick November 5, 2007
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Gardner-Webb University

The small school that defeated the University of Kentucky in basketball, 84-68, on November 7, 2007 at Rupp Arena.
The greatest upset for a North Carolina school, forget Appalachian beating Michigan. The Runnin' Bulldogs brought it home.
Gardner-Webb University, the little school that could.
by aSc8s March 30, 2010
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Hampton University

The REAL HU! Founded in 1868 as Hampton Normal and Agricultural Institute, to prepare promising young African-American men and women to lead and teach their newly-freed people. In 1878, Hampton established a formal education program for Native Americans.
Hampton University, a dynamic, progressive institution of higher education, is a privately-endowed, non-profit, non-sectarian, co-educational, historically black university.Hampton University is a community of learners and educators. It is a place that will challenge your intellect and nurture your spirit; broaden your outlook and expand your opportunities. A place where you can meet people from a diversity of backgrounds and establish friendships that last a lifetime. HU's strong roots reach deep into the history of this nation and the African-American experience.

As a student who attends Hampton University I personally love the school and think it was the best choice I have made. Its rules although at first seem overly strict are helpful in the transformation from child to adult. hampton prepares its students in how to suceed in the world!
Hampton University is known as one of the Ivy League schools of the HBCU.
by B. L. Pennywell December 30, 2006
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duke university

Duke University is a place where those who write positive descriptions of the school on this website can write in intelligible english, while those who bash the school can't spell jersey, university, extremely, their, although, may, etc, and obviously attend either UNC or NC State or have taken a more respectable path in life, choosing to work at McDonald's. Duke University is the best school anywhere outside of Princeton, NJ, and Cambridge, MA, hands down.
If you go to Duke University, you probably wanted to go to Harvard and didn't get in. You also probably got into UPenn and chose Duke instead.
by mattgoody September 3, 2006
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University of Michigan

The school that owns that other school down south. Not worthy of mention here.
Michigan > That other school.
by ReelDeel February 14, 2005
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university

A cover-up by the members of the faculty of sciences to create large amounts of illegal drug substances, such at Methamphetamine, Heroine, and many others. Students who discover such secrets are subjected to the Liquid Nitrogen Torture.
"Wow! That's a whole lot of Meth Ice!"
"Yea, and we have to pour liquid nitrogen on you now"
"nooooooo!!!!!"
"yea...welcome to the Real University"
by gusto5 April 14, 2006
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