Turd

A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.

A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.

A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”

by Poet laureate July 23, 2019

Turd

A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.

Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.

"Wow! That's the biggest turd on a poo farm!".

by COOKIEWOOKY October 3, 2019

Turd

Turd

Skys turd ! That's the size of a 2 litre Coke bottle you dirty bastard!

by Ob1hwfc October 7, 2019

Turd in a Punch bowl

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.

"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"

by deitbussy December 10, 2019

turd talon

The proper manner in which to describe the penis as it eagerly anticipates butt sex with the best wife ever!!!

Fuck a poop pigeon, the turd talon is about to dominate that sweet ass of yours...CACAW

by Freemilk March 11, 2020

turd splurge

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"

by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020