tanked

To completely wipe the floor with someone at a game.

"I pure tanked you at need for speed last night!"

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

Tank

A Tank is a noun used by RuneScape players to define looking like an idiot or a moron. It also may have a foolish homosexual meaning, such as looking like a blue summer or twat or noob.

That noob asking for free items is a real tank!

I ended up looking tanked when I died from that monster.

Oh dont be a tank!

Only tanks would grab a penis that is 15ft away, in pants or not

by Acro November 7, 2007

tank job

where a tank runs over your junk

GIRL: "honey would you like a blowjob tonite?"

GUY: "you know what sweety i would prefer tonite if you got in that german a-105 panzer tank and ran the fuck over my bacon and cheese"

GIRL: "tank job buddy"

by rayjayvay February 24, 2009

asian tank

A large man with a small dick of an asian that goes down on really hot women

Dude for like the past week youve been an asian tank.

by GMcdee June 28, 2008

Full Tank

You are fucking a guy in the ass and then (out of the blue) you surprise them by pissing in their asshole.

"I didn't expect him to give me a full tank"

by brightangel91 May 24, 2009

Fish Tank

When someone who is skateboarding or running does not notice a pane of glass and collides with it.

“How‘d you break your nose?”

“I didn‘t see the glass door when I ran inside and I totally pulled a Fish Tank."

by Tall Jesus April 23, 2011