Childrens touch

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.

My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Oh Touch

1) “Oh shit”
2) “No way!”
3) “Bet”
4) “That’s cool”

“I’ll be back with the pizza in 10 minutes”

“Oh touch”

by DreamBar April 1, 2021

Loneliness-Toucher

Someone who is so down astronomically that he will do anything for the nookie. Typically takes interest in girls who A) Are way out of his league, B) Not even straight or C) Not from the fucking country

He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy

Dude 1: "You seriously gonna pull a Loneliness-Toucher, are you?"

Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"

by yermasurda May 4, 2021

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

UwU Touchy Nipple

You usally have sex on sundays and UwU everyone with your fidget toys

UwU touchy nipple baddie :) Lol ewe.

by UwU ball January 19, 2022

Portuguese touchdown

The act of a Portuguese man/women spending a feral night with a large red haired Canadian man/women.

“Yo I heard you you got the old Portuguese touchdown”

by Wacky tacky July 28, 2022