Tool is synonymous for jock. Tools often jump very high, suck at super smash brothers, gets 4's all around, and loves the booty. Some tools tend to hate Jewish people.
by Dr. Thirsty June 22, 2014
Get the tool mug.Someone or something that is used by others. A guy who's brains turn to mush when around girls. Cody Simpson.
by Anonymous359 August 31, 2011
Get the tool mug.An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool"
Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool"
Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012
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Get the Tool mug.1. (n.) One who lacks intelligence, and therefore is used by other people. One who is easily taken advantage of. Often lacking individuality and self-esteem.
2. (n.) A complete idiot, i.e. a douchebag.
3. (n.) A progressive/alternative metal band. Known for songs such as Lateralus and AEnema
4. (n.) An item one uses to perform a certain task.
2. (n.) A complete idiot, i.e. a douchebag.
3. (n.) A progressive/alternative metal band. Known for songs such as Lateralus and AEnema
4. (n.) An item one uses to perform a certain task.
1. "We need, like, 200 bucks. Let's call up Joe, that guy is an absolute tool."
2. "Look at that guy blasting Drake from his car. What a tool."
3. "Have you heard the song Bottom by Tool? It's awesome!"
4. "A hammer is a very common tool."
2. "Look at that guy blasting Drake from his car. What a tool."
3. "Have you heard the song Bottom by Tool? It's awesome!"
4. "A hammer is a very common tool."
by .Shiloh. May 25, 2013
Get the Tool mug.Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.
TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool
by thou art owned December 15, 2009
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