I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

by Princess Peach ™ February 08, 2008

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.

Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!

by broseph1120 December 30, 2011

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 09, 2018

Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.

Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?

by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019