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ate a ticket

Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069
by 69loverneverdoer November 8, 2021
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The wizards tickle

When you’re sitting on the John doing a #2 and the turd causes a splash of cold toilet water which proceeds to hit you in your butthole, usually accompanied by a “ploop” noise
Damn that was a huge deuce, totally got the wizards tickle from it (shudders) lol
by Rotorboi87 January 12, 2022
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Slap and Tickle

Mostly used as a farley confusion tactic in England and the UK
Tim really pulled the old slap and tickle on her good!
by Buster Keys December 21, 2022
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Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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Business Class Ticket

A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.
Business class ticket:

His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.
by Someone from malayalam tl September 19, 2023
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Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket
So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket
by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019
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