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by Goldenflaps March 29, 2017
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Mexican Mud Flap

When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019
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mud flaps

When somebody's puppet or 'diarrhea' is on your flaps... protection needed.
Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!
by Jesyca September 8, 2019
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Flapping

Having regular contact with a potential mate, both via Whatsapp and in the physical world.
I’m flapping this cute kech
by Pollo Pazzo December 25, 2018
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Flap burp

When you go down on a lass, spread her legs to open the heavenly gates, as you go down on her you do a loud burp right between the flaps. ( excessive amounts of either alcohol or gas-inducing drinks help with vibrations)
(Dan) Do you remember that 'Shiela' from the bar last night Shane?
(Shane) yeah the one with the fat arse?
(Dan) yeah mate that's the one, well I took her home and after all that beer.......I had to give her the good ol' flap burp!
by Hippybeardo September 29, 2023
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Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.
"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"
by MissRainbow January 20, 2017
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flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)
Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map
by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011
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