30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.

I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.

by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017

Peanut Butter Rimjob

To slather peanut butter over another mans ass and hole (PREFERABLY A MAN BUT COULD BE A WOMAN), and to slowly, sensually lick it all up.

Mike gave me a crunchy "Peanut Butter Rimjob" last night, my asshole is bleeding like the dickens!
"Damn man"

by Mayquan Tulay June 3, 2025

Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood

Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me

by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019

Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

by deltabeta April 4, 2021

Peanut

A peanut is a type of food used at bars and sport’s games as well as a nut that some people develop an allergy to. Sometimes people call each other peanut.

“Hey dude, wanna go eat some peanuts?” Asked James. “Sure!” Said Brody

by HazeNut June 29, 2020

peanut butter

Using a man’s cum to make butter and sprinkling peanuts on the top

“Hey how did you make that peanut butter?”
“i came”

by peadough April 27, 2022

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022