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Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023
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Long Duk Dong

A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.

Stud Muffin
Girl 1: Did you see the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's sooo foriegn!
Girl 3: Oh Long Duk Dong!
by KeiraTheFox August 9, 2010
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long streak of piss

(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.
Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss
by Gumba Gumba May 16, 2004
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Long nosed one

I was ran out of business by the long nosed one.
by Gary Iyrons April 1, 2009
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9 inch long

What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.
by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017
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So Long, Scarecrow

The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine."

The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.
Downloading Music Junkie: I just downloaded Scarling's "So Long, Scarecrow off of Limewire

Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.
by FillerBunny March 7, 2009
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innocent long shower

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs
Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.
by nanabaanan May 11, 2020
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