Goose

A person who behaves in a way that is not the norm. They are quirky and more often than not choose the wrong thing when presented with options, just because...
They are adorable though😒

Look at Oscar N, he is being a goose...again.

by You_Can't_Handle_the_Truth August 30, 2019

Goose

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.

Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now

by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019

Giraffe goose

A retarded way of saying swan

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.

by The real moe November 9, 2020

Goose

A white: car, truck or suv.

Lemme get the keys to the goose!

by Coot225 November 6, 2020

Goose

a snake chicken

highly dangerous, approach at your own risk

A goose almost made my dad have to amputate his leg

by ARoundBox December 13, 2021

dusty goose

Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)

He retaliated to her unwanted advances by giving her a Dusty Goose.

by Plinytheelder August 8, 2021

Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it

Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.

by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023