Fake friend

A fake friend is a fake ass, two face mfking bitch with no boundaries. That bitch will be so nice to you and act like she is you friend but in reality she's talking shit about u, sharing you tea, and snatching yo edges. So if you got a fake friend do us all a favor and drag that bitch like she's never been dragged before cause ooooh we all hate fake bitches.

Britney is talking cap about me. She's a fake friend. Imma drag her ass.

by GucciGang10080 October 18, 2017

fake yeezys

A knockoff version of a particular pair of shoes produced by Kanye West. It lessens your credibility as a person.

Bro... Malikai bought fake yeezys yesterday. I don't think I can be friends with him anymore.
I couldn't afford a premium shoe, but want to follow the bandwagon and become a hypebeast, so I bought fake yeezys.

by Lovable Loli October 24, 2017

Fake Bake

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

by Mughal King November 2, 2014

fake ballin'

wearing sunglasses during a time when you obviously dont need to wear them, like indoor or at night.

take those sunglasses off, your inside, quit fake ballin'

that douche is always fake ballin with his oakley's, and its 10:30 at night

by maneatingeskimo September 19, 2011

Fake Hoe

An Abigail Hicks.

A jealous girl who lies about her life, about suicide, dead babies, pregnancy, and hoes around for ANYONE. Emphasis on the "anyone." And has to fabricate stories about her life to make it look like she has a life, when in reality, she has none at all.

A troll who hides behind the screen and lies.

Tom: Damn, that girl is a down-right fake hoe.
Max: Yeah! She's also jealous of Amy,

by FiestyBitch January 9, 2018

fake skater

Person that cant skate that think's he skate's.. or think's he the best blah blah or a poser

see = poser

by A Guy February 20, 2004

Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face

by anonymous September 19, 2003