bomb donkey

right on, sweet, that's cool, word, fuggin-a

joe: "Dude, that HOT chick just invited me back to her place."
bro: "Bomb Donkey!"

joe: "I just got a huge raise!!!"
bro: "Bomb Donkey!"

joe: "I just bought a tux at the thrift store for $5 and there was $7 in one of the pockets!!!"
bro: "Bomb DONKEY!!"

by docta rock da gong August 17, 2004

Donkey dipper

A numpty, idiot, clueless person

You what? You don't KNOW!? You DONKEY DIPPER!

See that Alex Ferguson - he dips donkeys, he does....

by Blue boy April 6, 2004

Donkey Kick

Taking a full bong hit to the dome causing you to choke, hitting it so hard it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.

Whos ready to get kicked?....
Donkey kicked!!!

by e town represent April 20, 2009

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 6, 2005

donkey's bollocks

even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.

Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!

by metapieman December 14, 2012

dirt donkey

A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!

Dude I hate my neighbor he is such a fucking dirt donkey!

by Codick May 20, 2018

Tits-Donkey

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.

"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.

by Sekai July 28, 2012