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Bro cruisers

Shoes that all the fratty dudes wear, new balance 990s.
Random person: why the hell is that guy wearing dad shoes?
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"
by YourMom4206969 March 17, 2017
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Proto-bro

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.
William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.
by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016
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Bro Leap

an ocean game, quite similar to leap frog played in a large body of water. the idea is to propel oneself over an unsuspecting opponent without him being quick enough to pull a reversal.
"dude the bro leap game over there looks fun"- guy 1

"yeah but were not cool enough to play" - guy 2
by DinOegg July 17, 2009
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spit bros

max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice

alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man
by tabyis April 3, 2018
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Polaris Bro

by Mosleyb02 August 3, 2021
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Bro code

Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code

#1 Sisters are off limits

#2 Exes are off limits

#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her

#4 Do not in any way, be that guy

#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys
by Hi ur the best November 11, 2020
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Bro Cry

A masculine cry. An appropriate time for a man to cry. It's not Gay to have a Bro Cry.
I had a Bro Cry at the end of Furious 7.
by Sam_kray April 13, 2015
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