by Dr. Farquad March 25, 2023

the man, the myth, the foopa. The NapKings themselves, usually victims of undiagnosed autism, tend to consume mcdonald's so often they are commonly known as Mcbride. Veteran guitar player (G-CHORD MASTER), playing for a whopping 3 days :O but he'll tell you he's a musician!! wOw! Takes approximately 3-5 hours to find a joke, only to forget it :( will nearly coerce you into laughing, but coerces you into plenty other things ;) ***S H I N I N G S T A R*** of the metro produce aisle
by therealpinky July 2, 2022

by the chewbaca hunter March 4, 2025

Did you see Lexie’s rosy cheeks? She’s smoking, especially with those new ass tats.. which shouldn’t be called Artsy Fartsy—AARON!
by Lexiefer May 27, 2021

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020

What gay people in Southwest Philly do when giving a tossed salad.
What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.
What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.
LaTron grasped the cheeks of his lover Latrell when giving him a tossed salad.
Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.
Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.
by grasperofthecheeks May 17, 2016

by Zen~Pai July 16, 2022
