Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 10, 2021

gold giver

opposite of a gold digger.

“i’m not a gold digger if he’s a gold giver”

by you’ll never find me July 23, 2022

Gold Dogger

when someone shoves a bar of gold up their ass or smth idk

“my bitch just did the fuckin gold dogger 💀💀” or “my girls a gold dogger man..”

by kami 🙀 March 11, 2023

Gooey Gold

Possibly one of the worst ways to say sperm, or cum

"I wanna lick up all his Gooey Gold!"
"I hate you. I hate you so much."

by JakeEatsDirt June 23, 2021

gold qwerty crown

what you get when you make 50 qwerty deffinitions

person 1 i got the gold qwerty crown
person 2 step 3 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for platinum

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

gold beer

gold beer cans, 20 cent refund instead of 10 cents

im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.

by Cody5050 November 29, 2020

Granny Gold

Granny Gold refers to late model sedans and SUVs in the shade of metallic gold, enhancing the vehicles visual appeal. Many folks recall their grandmother driving a gold color car and its been affectionately dubbed "granny gold". Camrys, Accords, Tahoes, and Buicks are the usual suspects.

Person 1: Hey check out the car that my grandma handed down to me!
Person 2: Nice! And its in Granny Gold too!

by Daddy_Digital March 02, 2024