texas pipeline

Inserting barbed wire into the vagina, pulling it out, and eating the meat off.

Last night I gave Lisa a nice Texas pipeline

by daniellove September 10, 2013

Texas Tickle

When an individual engaged in consensual sex with another unexpectedly penetrates the anus of his partner by means of his smallest finger and penetration is accomplished deeper than the first knuckle of the penetrating appendage.

Young Timmy Mickle
Had got up his dickle
And though he was in for a party

But young Jenny Janus
Grabbed hold of his anus
And held on quite hard to his farty

Young Timmy Mickle
Grabbed hold of his dickle
And ran like a chicken on crack

For young Jenny Janus
Knew that the anus
Would send Timmy running right back...

(the Texas Tickle will get you every time)

by Patoface March 23, 2009

Texas Rodeo

You start this by having at least a half-dozen friends hide in the room while having sex with a girl. Then have all of them come out and chant, "Rodeo! Rodeo!" See how long you can stay on.

I had the ride of my life at the Texas Rodeo last nite!

by D_LEFT89 June 7, 2009

Texas KFC

Is when you lay down on the floor on your back and your lady partner sits on your face and while you're eating her out, you stick your finger in her vagina and lick it clean doing this act several times.

I gave her a Texas KFC!, It was finger lickin good!

by fucinspankme October 13, 2009

Texas

Texas, everything is big in Texas.

Spongebob: *turns into Texas* "Hey Patrick, guess what I am?"
Patrick: "Stupid?"
Spongebob: "No, Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"

by thatoneguy442 February 5, 2014

Texas five minutes

A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.

"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".

by larrydart January 30, 2009