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technocamping

What do you get when you cross Harold Camping and technology punditry?

You get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.
When (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using Voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.
by wargen August 1, 2012
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minimal techno

a synthesizer-generated type of music characterized by a bpm (beat-per-minute) tempo of 140 on average. Minimal techno seems to be an offshoot of Rotterdam hardcore, the type of extremely-fast music in vogue on the dance-floors of the Dutch city. In the US, DJs/Producers like Jeff Mills (Detroit) have championed the sound since the early 90s and can be heard unleasing the hard, take-no-prisoners sounds of minimal techno at dancefloors across the globe. he is most popular, it seems, in Europe and, Japan.
by Ali Naderzad February 12, 2006
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Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.
Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.
by meatracks November 6, 2009
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techno-tard

anyone who has absolutely no knowledge of modern technology
he couldnt even figure out how to switch on his monitor....what a techno-tard
by adz[FF] February 2, 2008
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Techno Snobbery

The miss use, abuse, or complete shunning of technology, either hardware or software, that is easy to use; also used to portray an attitude toward those who do use same.
Tina practices techno snobbery when she won't even look at an iPod.
by Techno Robert October 24, 2008
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techno

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by Minimal December 19, 2003
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