talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up

Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.

by ninjapprentice November 4, 2009

Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.

Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.

by rogerW November 8, 2009

Talking to India

verb. When you're trying to find the answer to something, but whatever you try you can't find it. Derives from when you call tech support and you get some dude in India who has no idea what's the hell's going on.

guy1: did you ever finish your paper?
guy2: nah.. i couldn't find the last fact i needed
guy1: ah that sucks

guy2: yeah none of the websites i went to had it. it's like i was Talking to India

by duncboston December 7, 2010

Talking sauce

To talk sauce: verb
1) To talk bad about an individual or situation

2) Can be used in place of "talking shit"
3) Mainly used in accusations; ie. Have you been talkin sauce?

I overheard Jessica talking sauce about Kim. She was saying how she got a new STD from Tom.

by SeanMon August 30, 2013

Talking Zs

the act of talking so boringly it puts the other person to sleep mentally

Ex: Guy:Did you get what Tom was saying?

Other Guy: Nope he was talking Zs at me.

by Donkey boy10 October 9, 2016

talking

Moving your jaw up and down and making words come out. It might sound strange to some, but once you go outside instead of browsing UD all day you'll get used to it.

Guy 1213878123987: I am talking
Guy 0234982912983: lol me too XD

by WaysideWorks June 10, 2018