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my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.
mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
by boburt March 29, 2004
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welcome to the dollhouse

a 1996 film Directed by Todd Slondz about an unhappy New Jersey suburban Jewish chick. She is the kind of ugly girl who would be pretty if she attempted to use those products girls are always using to look good. Everyone at her middle-school gives her a hard time. Her name is Dawn. Dawn ends up befriending a bully named Brendan. Brendan is pure trailer trash. He calls dawn A Cunt. Dawn deals with everything well. Great movie you should watch it.
Welcome to the dollhouse portrays the epitome of suburban hell
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Raw to the Core

Becoming drunk off your face on a night out. When you pass the point of having a good time and begin to feel like complete shit, you are feeling raw to the core.
Person 1: Oi are you alright mate? you've been on the floor for bare time.

Person 2: aahh mate, I'm raw to the core... Please take me home?
by WEST1234 September 8, 2009
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Shotgun to the MAX

When someone calls shotgun, show them the power of Shotgun to the MAX.

Applies in all cases that shotgun could be used but trumps it due to judicious usage of to the MAX.

No need to be quick, but you must be prepared to back it up with physical violence and/or uncomfortable personal contact.
Shotgun
I already called it
When?
Just now, Shotgun to the MAX
WTF??!!
You heard me
Fuck off, I'm not paying that
You keep talking like a bitch, I'm going to slap you like a bitch
...
by 1000YearsOfCivilisation November 24, 2010
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loyal to the foil

Choosing to do drugs by heating them with a lighter on a piece of foil and inhaling the smoke, aka Chasing the Dragon, rather than by injection.
I don't dig the rig, I stay loyal to the foil.
by Chadsabbath December 15, 2017
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kicked to the curb

classic 90's term for dumbing your mate.
by gigi October 8, 2003
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