cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot

Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn

by Cat porn December 12, 2019

porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.

He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.

by level28 September 12, 2020

Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.

Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.

by natedawgfromsatx October 30, 2011

Femboy Porn

The type of porn that would turn on every men and women watching it!

Jake : Hey Chad have you seen the new femboy porn that was posted?
Chad : I haven’t is it good?
Jake : It’s very good i came 10 times last night while watching it
Chad : Wow im gonna make sure i’ll watch it
Jake : How about we watch it together and jerk each other off?
Chad : That sounds very lovely! Let’s do it now im getting harder just by thinking about it!

by Dark_Zach August 21, 2023

tutorial porn

Treating web tutorials as entertainment rather than attempting to learn anything. Often for hours on end.

Instead of getting my project done I just spent the day watching tutorial porn

by Cornpurse November 10, 2020

Cholent Porn

Obsessing over a jewish "michelin star standard" dish called "Cholent" traditionally eaten on the Sabbath . Although has been adapted in recent times as a popular thursday night lads club.

oiy Amir, wheres Rashid at?!? .....Hes at cholent bruv its thursday night innit...try "dovids deli" or "Aliya" ...the cholent porn kings

by UrbanIlui November 4, 2020

Porn Buddy

When you watch porn with a friend, and you both masturbate to the same video.

On weekends, me and my porn buddy go to town.

by Jenni Talyeast May 5, 2021