Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

pineapple

Simply, the pineapple is not a fucking apple so why don't you just look up apple you fucking retard.

You know a pineapple isn't an apple.

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

Pineapple

My safeword.

Me after being teased too much: Pineapple! Pineapple!

by Grimmdael December 12, 2022

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

Pineapple

Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.

I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.

by Goatmangold September 4, 2022

Pineapple Hairs

the green stems at the top of a pineapple~~ (idea from Anix on YouTube, he wanted it in the dictionary)

“this pineapple hairs are so long!”

by Bob the Builder :p June 16, 2020

Pineapple

Pineapples are a fruit that is super sour and tasted amazing. You can get it from your local supermarket, and it is in lots of different foods such as Pineapple Juice.
Pineapples are also something that Wakanda citizens should eat. I mean. Seriously.
WAKANDA AND PINEAPPLES FOREVER

Pineapples are Amazing. Maybe Black Panther should go Pineapple hunting in his spare time.

by anquellathings September 5, 2019