Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.

Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT

by Sliske September 21, 2020

Homie hopper

Girl who hops from guy to guy in a squad of guys friends, she basically has sex with you and your friends.

Jake: dam Sara is hot asf
Braden: i know bro! She got a phat ass
Tom: nah bro she's a homie hopper.

Jake: what's that?
Braden: she fucked me and Tom bro.

by Bholmes_xo November 26, 2014

Homie Christmas

When you spend time with the homies on Christmas instead of your family. Then you proceed to have and orgy with the homies WITHOUT SOCKS on! This is the only time of year that isn’t gay. By the way it’s only for people of the same gender so if it’s just men then no girls and other way around

“ Dude John is having a Homie Christmas at his place this Christmas. By the way no girls are invited”

“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks

by The super saiyan 3 December 25, 2022

Homie hopper

Hopping from homie to homie on the daily, getting a new boyfriend every week, talking to a new boy every week

That girl is a homie hopper because she keeps talking to a new boy every week

by Thehomieishot January 21, 2020

Homie Dumper

Can’t decide which of you gets to go to the bathroom first? With the homie dumper you don’t have to worry about it. The homie dumper is a new innovative system where your friend sits on the toilet and takes a shit while you sit facing him, with your legs wrapped around him and shit through his legs into the toilet or the other way around. Never lose friends again over who gets the first shit!

“If you won’t let me use the bathroom first, let’s just take a homie dumper and be back out quicker!”

by Shitheadmaker November 12, 2017

homie hopper

a homie hopper is a lesbian named josie who likes to hop her way through friends. she is always on the move from one friend to another.

friend 1: have u heard of josie she has liked and gone for all my friends??
friend 2: oh no way me too whatta homie hopper

by queenielol August 9, 2022

Homie hopper

A Male or Female who dates only within a specific friend group. After a breakup the Homie Hopper usually dates someone else in the friend group.

Girl 1: Derrek is dating all my friends after we broke up.
Girl 2: Yeah, Derrek is such a Homie Hopper

by Etsocal April 4, 2022