An ugly nerd wants all of the hot girls to follow after him, even though, because of his seemingly undesirable disposition, it's never going to happen. He is a "Fat chick with confidence".
by Paul000 July 31, 2006
Get the Fat chick with confidencemug. The motto of "helpless" mountain bicycle girls. It qualifies their existence and attempts to prove pseudo toughness on dirt biking expeditions.
Li'l: This is fresh dirt.This trail has been on my list to do. Now is the time to ride it. Listen to my cry "Ride or die chick!".
by Biatchy January 29, 2009
Get the Ride or die chickmug. 
A female mountain biker, esp. one who likes it rough, rocky, downhill & other fun terrain (opposed to straight & flat) and is really passionate about it (ride or die), as much as the boys are.
by Got rocks? (Leah) February 21, 2009
Get the ride or die chickmug. by Botchduck August 6, 2014
Get the Chick flick at mcDonald'smug. Smashing Fat Chicks: to smash a chick of at least double the male counterpart's weight (obviously, more is preferable). The skankier, the smellier, the hairier the trick, the better. Also, must be willing to roll out on a moment's notice.
Smashing Fat Chicks: "Trick, you better be willing to let me smash your skank-ass-hairy-smelly-trick-bitch booty before we roll out to do some ass-to-mouth while I drive your bitch-ass to the salon so you can trick up your fat 'do."
by hookedonfonics January 14, 2010
Get the smashing fat chicksmug. When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.
Beer Googles fading.....
by Bob Saget April 26, 2005
Get the Three-meter chickmug.