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Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."
by arf79 April 1, 2023
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Alpha Sigma Phi

a frat with weird alcoholics who like to hug instead of kiss
My Alpha Sigma Phi brother gave me the best hug the other day
by stickyfratboy42069 February 14, 2025
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Alpha

by Dalpha June 22, 2022
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alpha leen

The scariest and most ferocious alpha leader in existence. She is feared by all but her omega/alpha named lyra. Don't touch her tail or ears or she will gobble you up!
"No way!! That's alpha leen!"
*shock*
by xLyrqz1 September 25, 2023
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Foto Alpha

Hairy, musty mf whos thick 9/10 times.
Foto Alpha is the best player in the H3
by dinoabuser November 21, 2021
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Alpha

A player at most times , gets with you a play your heart until he dumps you but really fun and adventurous meanwhile
Damn !I dated that Alpha once he broke me and I cried for a week
by anonymous November 24, 2023
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Alpha Male

An alpha male is a male who is above all. A leader. A gangster. A person who beholds a lot of talents. A giver. Gives bomb sex. Big plug
Woaw have you seen els? He’s such a alpha male
by Idekuno December 27, 2020
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