Full tater

The inability to perform even the most basic task without failing epically and with no acknowledgement of your pathetic abilities

She was running while listening to music, abs was so distracted she broke her arm. Awwwman, she went full tater

by Pezola May 7, 2021

Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.

Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!

by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022

Dirty Tatelyn

When a girl is butt-fucked so hard by a fat cock that she throws up

“I totally gave that chick a dirty tatelyn!”
“How was the clean-up?”

by AverageNB May 19, 2022

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022

Hoss Tater

A large fish. Typically used to describe a thick daddy that you or your loved one has caught.

Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"

Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"

Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."

by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022

Cuntry Tater.

The same as the "Corine" "frumpy potato" definition. Main difference. The Cuntry tater goes out of here way to be the biggest raging fucking cunt!

This chick is being a serious Cuntry Tater. I can't wait til she quits!

by Jeff011387 June 24, 2023