Taylor Swift

A singer who manages to relate to many teenage girls, and her songs are like journal entries. Kanye West thinks Beyonce is better, and interrupted her once.

Bad day? There's a Taylor Swift song for that.

by cedricdiggorylives April 28, 2011

Eisenberg Switch

The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.

Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!

A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.

by Chet Billingsdale September 14, 2010

switch

when your father tough you years ago a game called switch. its when who put one finger in your mouth and one in you bum-hole and switch

hey you wanna play switch

by p.lane388141 September 5, 2019

rusty swift

A person whose Crooked legs are far too crooked for the being to walk. usually a male, also reffered to as a "crigger".

Jordan: Hey joey did you see that dirty ass rusty swift!?!?!

Joey: Yea, hes a damn crigger.

by russellgregoryswift November 11, 2007

Nigger Switch

A term used by a person and/or team that is being standbyed in a videogame.

mike: im laggin like a muhfuckin bitch!
jack: theyre nigger switching us!!
mike: Seven.

by jjskills January 25, 2011

Taylor Swifting

When white people fly outta no where on their kale carpets to project themselves into conversations no one invited them to, and make it about themselves.

Black Person- It's hard for me to get the recognition I deserve bc this industry is predominately white.
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)

by Lollipop1011 August 27, 2015