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suicide note

A person (male or female) that is overwelhmingly depressing and sad to talk to, almost to the point that you wish that person would kill themself just so you dont have to engage in another conversation with them in this lifetime!
At the party last wednesday I tried hooking up with this chick but after she got 9 beers in her she started sobbing like a 2 year-old about how her family was just hacked to pieces by a serial killer. She was a total suicide note!

Im really into Tracy but with all her problems in life that girl reads like a suicide note!
by ricketycrkt December 25, 2011
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suicide

the eazy way out most of the time done by depressed teenagers or depressed adults
suicide-jack shot himself after being dumped by his girl
by jamie herring May 15, 2008
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suicide

something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.
loser:im gonna commit suicide!
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide

Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
by loserh8r December 10, 2008
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suicide hit

Shot gunning yourself while smoking a special substance by blowing your smoke into a bag or container and re-inhaling the smoke.
My friend blew her smoke into a zip lock bag and took a suicide hit to the head.
by Doctor L October 19, 2008
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suicide cd

A compilation cd made for an ex girlfriend/boyfriend that creates strong suicidle thoughts by jilted ex boyfriend/girlfriend.
Bob," I made a suicide cd for Jane , I hope that bitch chooses the final solution" . LOL
by Jesbat April 18, 2010
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Suicide Thirty

The time of day where the realest get together to create a mix of fountain drinks--a suicide. It is most common for this to take place while working at a restaurant where you have access to fountain soda. The act is done at the bottom of each hour, and a third party decides who has created the better drink, and that person reigns supreme untill the next suicide thirty.
Josh: "Hey Jason, do you happen to know what time it is?"

::clock reads 4:30::

Jason: "Yeah, its suicide thirty, time for me to defend the title."
by Leek88 September 9, 2012
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