The ol' Sword in the Stone

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.

oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky

by D.J. Dildo March 15, 2010

stoned

To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.

I was so stoned last night I watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool.

by scoburn July 29, 2003

stoned in love

to be under the influence of love; to be in love; to be "drunk" with love

"You're stoned in love, but not with me..."
Chicane feat. Tom Jones - Stoned in love

by Luzi April 27, 2006

stone roses

Best fucking band ever, there debut is fucking amazing

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Stoned Sunday

Stoned Sundays is a term used to refer to the day of the week that is designated for smoking, of marijuana, Ganja, Weed, Pot, and Chronic. Messed-Up Monday, Trashed Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Up Friday, Shit-faced Saturday, Stoned Sunday. It is the day used to cure the week long hangover without alcohol. The perfect fix for a week of partying and to prepare for the week ahead.

Dude, I'm so hungover, I'm glad it is Stoned Sunday. You got that chrone?

So glad it is Stoned Sunday, that week of alcohol was brutal.

by UConnsmokeitmon April 23, 2009

Keith Stone

The human embodiment of smoothness. Never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.

abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.

That guy just got a date with Miss USA by just blinkling.

He must be a Keith Stone.

by AlwaysSmooth November 2, 2010

stoned to the marrow

The Furthest you can get stoned.

Stoner 1: Man i am stoned to the bone!
Chong 1: Dude i am stoned to the marrow.

by C MART December 28, 2005