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stoner

one who uses (smokes or eats) cannabis recreationally . We tend to be nice people so stop oppressing and scapegoating us for thing like murder, war, and rape for making a PERSONAL LIFE CHOICE to smoke a plant!

the stereotype: long, shaggy hair, crazy facial hair, reeks of ganja, bloodshot eyes, eating copious amounts of junk food, and wearing a 'legalize it' t-shirt. This is what we get labeled as. Ignorance, arrogance, and bad commericials ensue.
stoner: I Made the desicion to take control of my own body by making a life choice to smoke a virtually harmless plant which has been used by mankind for 10,000+ years and never caused a single fatality, and harming no-one.

*is for some reason cut in half by a chainsaw-weilding nazi straight edge teenager and set ablaze by a zombie version of Harry Anslinger*

One of the two: stupid fucking stoners! See what they made me do!!
by asdfsa October 1, 2006
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Stonder

A term used by stoners to elaborate to their friends how much more fucked up they're going to get off their new weed.
Tony we're going to get so much more stonder off this weed
by Jeff Hodge January 10, 2007
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stoner boner

when someone who's high gets really horny •good vibe tribe
(stoner boner)So one day we smokd & then we laid on the couch for awhile, then he took me to his room.I was sittin there & before I could react he grabd my ankles & yankd me down all in one motion so I was layin on my back & he got on top of me and startd kissin me.We startd to make out as his hands wanderd.He unhookd my bra & startd to feel my boobs undr my bra.He was startin to get hard & I could feel his boner through his sweat pants.He rippd my shirt off & startd kissin my neck. then I rolld over so I would be on top of him & I startd feelin up & down his muscular chest & chiseld abs.He took his shirt off as I movd down lowr to remove his sweat pants.I grippd his hard dick & startd to stroke him.Then I movd down & put his hard cock in my mouth & began to suck, hard.He moand as I put his cock deepr into my throat until he flippd me over so he would be on top again.He rippd my shorts off & startd fingerin me slowly & finally straddld me & enterd me.He startd thrustin, slowly then hardr & fastr.The whole bed was rockin back & forth as he thrustd himself deepr into me.Then he reachd down & startd rubbin my clit as he fuckd me.I screamd in pleasure & wrappd my legs around his waist.He never slowd his pace & kept fuckin me hardr as he movd my legs onto his shoulders & leand forward until my knees were on my chest & fuckd me until I cummd all over him.He put my legs back down & kept fuckin me until he cummd inside of me & collapsd on top of me, exhaustd.
by kittykat88 June 24, 2014
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stone temple pilots

Ancient priests who use magic to fly gigantic stone pyramids around the earth. A crew of 6 pilots each pyramid, two to fly it and the other four are bombardiers. They most often conduct air raids on remote regions of Holland and California.
The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!
by Goat man September 1, 2008
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stoner

someone who enjoys smoking (or eating) weed or a regular basis... stoners are really chill, whether from all the weed, or just cause they're like that. stoners can function well whether they're stoned or not and they dont need to be stoned (high on marijuana) to have a good time. they are relaxed, usually good at music, often play guitar and sometimes other more exotic instruments. The stereotype of stoners as lazy freeloaders and dropouts just isnt true. most stoners do have bad memories, but we make up for it by having freer, more innovative thoughts. smoking weed just gives a stoner a better way of seeing things, and lets them be happy and relaxed almost all the time. we are usually friendly unless you look down on us or treat us like junkies, which we're not.
when people call me a stoner, i say "thank you"
by angie.s January 11, 2009
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stoner slang

a working vocabulary (lexicon) or set of words that describes or is used by stoners to describe something.
Man, I was so blown last night I lost my dank and cracked my bizzle. Stoner Slang is there really such a thing? Indeed, proceed to smoke weed.

translation (for those that don't herbalize then verbalize):
Hey, I was so high/intoxicated last night that I lost my marijuana and cracked my bong.

stay up kids!!
by inept pupil June 23, 2008
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