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steal

To steal someone is to sucker punch or sneak them.
Ima steal that nigga if he keeps talking shit to me!
by notthemomma312 June 18, 2022
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stealth hater

A stealth hater is someone who doesn't have the courage or intestinal fortitude to confront you or express their hate for you to your face. They will tell everyone else why they hate you. They will either pretend to like you to your face or not say anything at all. The worst kind of hater.
Anna is such a stealth hater - she won't serve me or talk to me at the coffee shop unless she has to - and puts on the fakest smile and attitude one ever did see.
by C Tasch July 4, 2022
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Stailed

When an object/person is in a stationary position and gets shifted accidentally from that position by another object/person.
"I was just standing there, and I got stailed!"
by seltzersquid August 9, 2022
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stealemna

An offender criminal intention intersecting to criminal conflict dilemna pertaining a criminal or fraudulent act of robbery or theft.
The perpetrator really held a bad case of stealemna to the car he anticipated to steal.
by michaeldavidhoward August 16, 2022
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stealemna

An offender criminal intention intersecting to criminal conflict dilemna pertaining a criminal or fraudulent act of robbery or theft.
The criminal conflict of the perpetrator caused a real stealemna.
by michaeldavidhoward August 16, 2022
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Stealth Retirement

A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.

This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.

"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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