sized up

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

up-sized wheels

combination of larger than standard wheels with lower profile tires to keep the original tread diameter

Most ricers have up-sized wheels.

by Geek-O-Man February 20, 2005

bonni sized

little. small.

that man is bonni sized!!

by molly gillette February 10, 2009

Hick-Spice

Members of the urban population that dress like rednecks to pick up girls.

"That city-boy Kieth Urban wannabe shall now be known as Hick-Spice"

by LOS WOBBLES October 14, 2009

life sized dingleberry

A band whose leader is a savage violinist. Their biggest hit is "Aquadic Serenity". They are a blend of classical, new wave, and jungle fever.

Me and my homies are stoked for the Life Sized Dingleberry concert tonight!

by jkmd April 24, 2008

spice

the petname for the outrageously hot and sexy, veganly inclined and sexily tattooed boyfriend(and former virtual boyfriend) of one mr. christopher lorenzen

i cant wait to drive to california and crawl into bed with my spice...

by christopher lorenzen December 28, 2004

kaeya's dick size

microscopic, miniscule, atomic

wow hes so small!

he's kaeya's dick size

by Playerunkown97 June 19, 2022