spider-dunk

To aggressively dunk cookies in a cup of milk.

"Bitch please! I can spider-dunk my oreos faster than your pussy ass!"

by italianoman March 16, 2009

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Spider

Lowering your voice and making yourself seem insignificant to make someone feel bad for something they've done. To 'spider' someone.

Don't spider me man no! Sit here now dammit!

by TheVincinerator June 16, 2010

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A guy with brown hair and a white shirt. He smokes pot and works at a Pizza joint. WHAT UP!!>>

by spider-horse July 11, 2011

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A person you believe to be hot/cute/good-looking but is not. Usually used when texting or talking online with a stranger or a friend's friend.

"So I heard Dave has been texting some new girl?"
"He was until he found out she was a spider in a honeycomb."
"Oh....sucks to be him."

by allthewayfrom1886 December 4, 2011

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When someone has a bad case of acne they have spidahops.

Ohhh my goodness. The spidahops is working its way to her back.

Thats disgusting.

by Writer0234567 September 25, 2011

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Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.

Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.

by stewbeef August 10, 2012

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