spider tits

Those tiny little boobies with pointy nipples.

Yuck dude, thems spider tits on that ho!

by Captain Spidertits October 7, 2008

spider-man

When someone decides to have sex directly after having their balls busted which causes blood to come out instead of jizz.

damn it, I had a spider-man.

by patty watty the fat faggy May 11, 2010

spider

the worst thing alive a total backstabbing douche bag

look at spider over there acting all cool

by poolo February 7, 2008

Spider

The lines around one's anus. - Also, See "Spokes"

Ouch, lifting that table blew my spider out.

by garth alexander December 28, 2005

Spider-Man

The act of excessively cumming.

"Holy fuck that pornstar just got seriously spider-manned!"

by brandizzle fo shizzle, nizzles and bizzles October 19, 2003

spider pig

spider pig pure good mate

that spider pig is a tad spider piggish today, isn't it?

by fgo;dirth November 27, 2007