essex smile

Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. The attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.

Attacker: OI blad fuckin gimme yer wallet
Victim: Na man
Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass

by Danielzilla December 28, 2007

red wine smile

When someone smiles at you after drinking red wine and you can see the color of the wine sticking to the plaque in their teeth.

The merlot certainly made my jokes funnier but the red wine smiles were quite gross.

by #1 Cronin August 6, 2011

the snack who smiles back goldfish

It is a realy stupid thing that will make you want to die

the snack who smiles back goldfish

by mobymax December 16, 2017

smiley

1. A cold, cough, virus, disease, etc.
2. A character which resembles a face of any emotion.

"I was smiley last night after eating that old food."

"Smileys allow you to express your current mood."

by Mark W July 18, 2008

baker smile

the new way to smoke pot, hold the bowl in your right hand, light with your left, and move the bowl mouth piece along your mouth.it fucks you up.

by jim belps August 26, 2003

Smilerk

To smile and smirk at the same time

Lola smilerked at Andy

by Bee_Gees&Andy_Gibb_Fan March 26, 2020