Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 18, 2018

smash my grapes

A word used to mean to have sex. Referring to balls.

" Come to my house and smash my grapes."

by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018

Not To Smash Your Chicken

When someone has to be corrected, but you want to do it in a sort of polite way.

Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"

Person 1: Dude I bought these shoes and they're super cool!

Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly

Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.

by Kushmasta December 3, 2018

Double detroit smash

The act of fucking someone so hard it turns into to an Allmight and Deku gang bang.
But seriously watch the damn movie pussy, best movie ever aeeeeeeewggghhh 😫😫😫😫

Me and my friend fucked a girl so hard that it became a DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH. but seriously watch the movie.

by TTDAMD October 20, 2018

fordashy smashes bitches

a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal

fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch

by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022

Quantum Dick Smashing

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.

Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!

by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013

Smash From The Past

Someone you had sex with in the past.

I ran into a smash from the past the other day, I can't believe I got that wasted!

by nigguhnoodle January 2, 2011