Chocolate Jubbly Slide (v): anal-sex between a man and a woman in which the man uses the womans fecal matter as the only source of lubrication. The woman applies bowel-movement pressure in sync with the mans thrusting to keep the fecal matter spurting out to provide an uninterrupted experience. (See Strawberry Jubbly Slide)
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First used on G4TechTV's The Screen Savers on 10/05/2004 in their "Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You" where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. The following is a quote of the list:
The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You
5. Massive pr0n collection crashed her computer.
4. Missed her birthday while leveling your Jedi Knight.
3. You look like Bill Gates -- but with no money.
2. She doesn't like the Chocolate Jubbly Slide.
1. Too much time playing with your Xbox instead of with her Xbox.
Note:
First used on G4TechTV's The Screen Savers on 10/05/2004 in their "Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You" where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. The following is a quote of the list:
The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You
5. Massive pr0n collection crashed her computer.
4. Missed her birthday while leveling your Jedi Knight.
3. You look like Bill Gates -- but with no money.
2. She doesn't like the Chocolate Jubbly Slide.
1. Too much time playing with your Xbox instead of with her Xbox.
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh
Hubby: That's right, I'm riding that fucking Chocolate Jubbly Slide!
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh
Hubby: That's right, I'm riding that fucking Chocolate Jubbly Slide!
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh
by Sum1Spcl October 12, 2004
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Subsequently, it could also be a blog by the same type of person because people like this think everyone wants to hear their opinion.
The phrase comes from the title of the final track off of Van Morrison's Astral Weeks and a quote he used to describe what the song was about.
Subsequently, it could also be a blog by the same type of person because people like this think everyone wants to hear their opinion.
The phrase comes from the title of the final track off of Van Morrison's Astral Weeks and a quote he used to describe what the song was about.
Person A: Look at those hipsters over there in their skinny jeans and emo music. They're probably talking about Wes Anderson films. I hate people like that. Why won't they just go away?
Person B: Let it go, man. They're just a bunch of slim slow sliders, caught up in themselves and a their long journey to apathy.
Person A: I'm thinking about starting a blog because I've got all of these awesome things I want to write about, like indie films and drugs and music and books and interesting films and things. I know people would want to read it.
Person B: What, like a slim slow slider?
Person B: Let it go, man. They're just a bunch of slim slow sliders, caught up in themselves and a their long journey to apathy.
Person A: I'm thinking about starting a blog because I've got all of these awesome things I want to write about, like indie films and drugs and music and books and interesting films and things. I know people would want to read it.
Person B: What, like a slim slow slider?
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Nigga 2: Yee but I can’t rly fuck wit him. He be gang slidin too much.
Nigga 2: Yee but I can’t rly fuck wit him. He be gang slidin too much.
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