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Shorde

Shorde is short for “sure would
Shorde like a dick in my butt
Austin McDonald gets shorde every night by the football team
by Papagreggly April 29, 2020
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recreational shower

1. showering with a group of people with clothes on at a party for fun

2.the perceived act by a succubus of a friend that the lesbian at the party is going to fuck her boyfriend and take a large shower with everyone nude...all due to a strategically placed bottle one night and some misplaced, psychotic rage
1. Lets take a recreational it's hot!

2. The succubus (C.S.) got livid and acted out when she thought a female was going to take a recreational that would end in sodomy and other perversions, as normal in the house.
by Bottle Spinner December 30, 2004
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sideline shower

When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.
Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.
by dudetagged September 25, 2009
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Hillbilly shower

Using a common sink to clean ones body in a time of immediate need.
I shit my pants while at great america and had to take a hillbilly shower in the restroom.
by Money Bum January 2, 2010
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Awesome Shower

When a girl (or guy even) uses the attachable shower head to masturbate with. Best orgasms in the world!
"Man, I just took the best awesome shower ever!"

"I'm going to go take an awesome shower, I'll be over after" ;)
by marshmellow1 December 3, 2010
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Skittle Shower

It was when you eat too much Chinese food and can barely make it to the bathroom and your ass explodes with sweet and sour colored diarrhea!!! It's a mess!!!
As soon as I finished my third plate of Chinese food at the buffet, I did a Carl Lewis to the bathroom and released a skittle shower all over the toilet!!!
by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011
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