Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

foster shitty

foster shitty - a way for san mateans and hillsboroughites to show their superiority.

Dan: "I live in Hillsborough, wbu?"
Mark: "I'm in Foster City."
Dan: "HAHA you live on trash in foster shitty."

At least I don't live in Foster Shitty

by arnavvr June 8, 2020

Day Shift Hero

Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.

Bob called off again because he thinks working 9-5 is so hard. What a Day Shift Hero.

by Corporal America March 22, 2020

Bitch Shifter

A man who conforms/ adapts to a woman’s liking in complete disregard of man hood (guy code)

Hot chick: “girls should have all the same rights as men, were exactly equal.

Bitch Shifter: “Nah I totally agree Susan haha wanna get outta here?”

by Squiddydacraccin April 5, 2020

Scotts.Shitty.Spamm

@Scotts.Shitty.Spamm is an Instagram account who posts retarded memes, thinks he’s a top teir weeb and uses a
hot pickle as a dildo. He also finds a photograph of Nikacado Avocado’s anus extremely hilarious. He is an Irish cunt and he stans Lovely Peaches (as he should)

Braden: Isn’t Scotts.Shitty.Spamm such a fat cunt
Kasey: Yeah deffo, and he lets Sophie Peg him

by LilMushroomCock July 6, 2020

Fist shift

Like a hand job but for females

“Bro, some chick just gave me a hand job so I gave her a fist shift.”

by Myinstagramisebony.henricksen September 30, 2020