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scooter

the sexual act of getting a blowjob while your girl is on her back and slowly start to scoot forward on her face till your ass is in her face getting your salad tossed
by dptreetment January 9, 2008
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scrotum dream symbol

This is when you tuck your scrotum into your body to resemble the anatomy of a vagina. This has the tendency to be mixed up with what Buffalo Bill performed in Silence of the Lambs. Bill simply tucked his penis and balls between his legs.
"Herbert gave himself a scrotum dream symbol so he can fool heterosexual men into believing that he has a vagina."
by Silva Cat December 9, 2008
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Mobility Scooter

An average to below average looking girl you bring back to shag, but wouldn't want to be seen in public with. First used by Vicky in Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness.
Jay brought back this mobility scooter. And by mobility scooter I mean good for a ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen in public with one.
by AFLGN August 30, 2011
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Scrotee

When a woman sports a beard made of nut juice.

See: Chin Tinsel
Hey! Don't try to kiss me with that Scrotee. Go clean up first.

And use mouthwash.
by 1troglodite April 6, 2009
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Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.
Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.
by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013
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Scrots

Pubic stuble regrowth following intense shaving session.
While my girlfriend was going down on me her nose got cut on my razor sharp SCROTS!
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