to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

Salts

(Salts) mean smiled a little then stop
Use this word when someone send you something they thought was funny but it wasn’t. Substitute word for lol cause it dont be funny.

(Salts) mean smiled a little then stop.

by odeysav January 15, 2023

pimp salted

making the jesture of sprinkling salt on another human being for being just to lame or ignorant

"man i banged my girl friend so good today, it was for a whole seven minutes" = pimp salted

by Los papi May 21, 2011

Salt and pep

Mostly used by the YouTuber gloom. It was used in her video making kids lunches.

I’m put some salt and pep in meh soup

by Lgg123 September 19, 2020

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped.

Instead of typing LOL or LMAO, I'm just going to start typing SALTS (smiled a little then stopped). It's a lot more accurate...

by I Don'tKnowYou, youDon'tKnowMe June 9, 2020

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

Girl-(says a joke)
You-SALTS

by Djcassidy June 9, 2020