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Potato sack people

People who live in the back country areas of Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia and Pennsylvania. They are a peaceful group who live a simple life. Typical potato sack communities do not have electricity or running water instead they prefer candles and nearby water sources for things as cooking and drinking. Bathing is not common with potato sack people as they have a fear of the water washing away there own skin so only when it rains or by accident do they bath. Be aware though if you were to come upon a community of potato sack people you are in great danger. They will chase you down and beat you till they grow tired, death is possible if they have either just fed or napped. Luckily most live far enough off the road so that the normal passerby should not be bothered, However once cited you may be chased by a group on horseback or possibly a large cow or donkey. It was once thought that these people were an urban legend of sorts but in recent years sightings have been reported almost monthly in the know territories. Some speculate that progress growth has cut into the forest that once kept them hidden. In the event that you are spotted or cornered by a group of potato sack people then the best defense is a mp3 cell phone, play the music and hold it above your head. They commonly see this as a devilish device and run away however a flashlight or personal weapon may be used as well but unless you have music on your phone it is unlikely you’ll avoid the beat down at hand.
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milky poop sack

A milky poop sack occurs when a person has consumed a generous amount of dairy; which causes a mucus membrane to surround the excreting feces. As a result of the milky poop sack, skid marks are bound to occur. To rid yourself of such excretions and embarrasing marks, limit your intake of dairy and consume more blueberries. Blueberries have been proven to reduce mucus membrane.
Paul, dont eat that yogurt for it will give you a milky poop sack and stain the bottom of my toilet and/or your underpants. Melissa tell him not to EAT it!!!!!!!
by SaraNicoleG May 8, 2006
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Potato Sacking

When double fisting isn't enough, you move onto a foot. Then two feet. Then your entire lower body. You then proceed to Potato Sack. You enter a chick's vagina much like you would a potato sack.
Person A: Dude that chick was so loose last night
Person B: How loose?
Person A: Dude I fit all the way into her vagina and I totally started Potato Sacking that bitch
by BillCliton August 6, 2010
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60 sack

by Marky Mark September 21, 2003
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Poop-Sack

A sack of poop that retarded people use when they cant poop correctly and make them look like their potty trained so they dont need a diaper.
Did you see Malford?
Ya his poop-sack is full man
by I love poopsacks June 19, 2011
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sack of cats

When a females pubic hair exceeds the top of her jeans.
Yes little jimmy, its true, in the 80s your mother was spotted on several occasions with a sack of cats.
by Ry P December 14, 2008
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