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Grown Kid Syndrome

A grown person 18 or over the age of 18.
That still lives with their parents.
Still watches cartoons, and eats cereal.

A grown person that still wants to be a kid.
Whoaa, did you see Carter ?
Yeah that nigga has grown kid syndrome.
by KyraWhite November 2, 2008
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Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012
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Dick Deprivation Syndrome

A syndrome in which you are in desperate need of dick. Symptoms include: spaz attacks, constantly saying "I need dick in my life", and suddenly becoming a lowkey THOT.
Bonqueequee: "I think I have DDS."

Billie: "What's that?"

Bonqueequee: "Dick Deprivation Syndrome. I haven't had dick in a month. I need dick in my life."
by Ohyespapi July 2, 2017
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tetris syndrome

the condition caused by playing too much tetris, where the sufferer sees falling tetris blocks wherever they look.
this effect can be more severe with closed eyes.

other symptoms include:
-craving more tetris. this temptation must be fought at all costs.
-trying to decide which tetris blocks would fit into any space you see
-lack of motivation to do anything other than beat your current tetris record.
one quick game will have me in tetris syndrome for days.
by joeftw,again February 12, 2009
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Ramana Syndrome

A person who performs the act of assuming non-obvious assumptions, argues about the stating of obvious assumptions, debates the question till the asker forgets the main point and is on the verge of suicide.

People with RS tend to act normally in front of suicidal ( or people who have become suicidal because of some rs-infected person ) people.
1. That new guy in class suffers from Ramana Syndrome.

2. Conversation between 2 friends A and B

A : Why is C trying to justify everything that he is saying.

B : I think he had an encounter with a Ramana Syndrome patient.
by ME551AH June 8, 2010
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Gaara Syndrome

A condition that affects a person where the only person they are capable of loving, is himself/herself. Someone who has Gaara Syndrome is often called a Gaarasist. Not to be confused with narcissism and/or narcissist.
Eugene: Fuck you too! (hangs up cellphone)
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
by BaconFTW!!! November 14, 2010
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