John: What you got going on tonight
Jane: Not sure yet what going on
Five minutes pass
Jane: Hello whats up
Ten minutes pass
Jane: What are you doing
Ten minutes pass
Jane: WTF just got Swanyed
Jane: Not sure yet what going on
Five minutes pass
Jane: Hello whats up
Ten minutes pass
Jane: What are you doing
Ten minutes pass
Jane: WTF just got Swanyed
by Black Gibbs August 2, 2011
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In the case where you add someone on Facebook, Twitter, etc. and mutually follow each other without really knowing the other person - maybe they looked interesting, or said one comment you found amusing - but never followed it up with an actual conversation. Turns out the person posts quite a bit, and you end up learning huge amounts of intimate detail about their life - indeed, almost feeling like they're a close friend - even though you never actually talked.
In the case where you add someone on Facebook, Twitter, etc. and mutually follow each other without really knowing the other person - maybe they looked interesting, or said one comment you found amusing - but never followed it up with an actual conversation. Turns out the person posts quite a bit, and you end up learning huge amounts of intimate detail about their life - indeed, almost feeling like they're a close friend - even though you never actually talked.
"Hey, who's this Elizabeth person on your Twitter timeline?"
"Oh, I followed her years back and now I know how many cats she has, what her favourite TV shows are, and when her grandparents died. She's my swant."
"Oh, I followed her years back and now I know how many cats she has, what her favourite TV shows are, and when her grandparents died. She's my swant."
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Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
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