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Skunk

To eat a shitload of taco bell... thus causing explosive diarrhea... in which you secure your partner against the wall... drop trow... and coat them with your explosive diarrhea like a skunk
My boyfriend said he wanted to get freaky so I skunked him last night... he dumped me the next day.
by PurpleThunderCandyMelons February 11, 2020
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double-skunk

V. In the card game Cribbage , a common 'house rule' (not in the official rules), meaning to win a game by a margin of 61 points or more; that is, to reach 121 points before one's opponent reaches 61 points, which counts for 4 match points if a tally is being kept. To be double-skunked is to be thoroughly and, some would say shamefully, beaten. See also Skunk; Triple-Skunk.
"Fifteen-two, three for the run makes five, and his hat is 6, and that puts me past the post. And I double-skunked you, too, - you're only on fifty-eight! Not your night, is it, old son?"
by Shagzter77 April 25, 2014
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spunkrag

a towel or cloth used to wipe off semen after ejaculation.
Dude,you just dried your hair with my spunkrag!
by Kyle January 30, 2005
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skunky mcfunkybutt

A man that doesn't shower for days at a time, that wears the same clothes for weeks usually a duster or trench coat
RavenWolf is such a Skunky Mcfunkybutt I cannot stand his stench!
by CDF this January 25, 2008
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spunky dragon

when a girl has semen coming out of her nose after a blow job.
by dyoox01 August 13, 2003
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spunkblossom

The Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer) smells like sperm, spunk, jizz when blooming in the spring.
Like Proust's madeleine, as I wander across campus on a beautiful spring day, the scent of the spunkblossom brings memories of mi amour and his jizz.
by marcel_p March 18, 2010
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Spunkin' Donuts

The act of masturbating with your wang under the hand-drier in a Dunkin' Donuts bathroom.
Dude, While my girl was ordering up a bagel at Dunkin' Donuts, I was having a good time at Spunkin' Donuts!
by Mr. Feeney May 2, 2010
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