Soggy Cheeto

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.

The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.

by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021

Soggy tits

Slang term describing a state in which "tits" (breasts) are soggy.

"Damn she got some soggy tits!"

by David tikertefenhof August 31, 2021

SOGRU

Gru drawn with a protruding nose and poorly knitted scarf. Reffered to as SOGRU.

It is cold outside, SOGRU wears his poorly knitted scarf to keep himself warm.

by Bouyphe September 19, 2021

SOGUN

SOGUN is commonly cocked by SOGUNNERS. It tends to be handled by Supercell characters, may also wear aviators and a thick fake moustache.

The SOGUN was cocked by the SOGUNNER. It's locked and loaded.

by Bouyphe September 19, 2021

Soggy Noggin

Another term for "Head", "Top", "Ceiling", "Dome", "Skull", or "Blowjob".

Damn, this is some PROFESSIONAL Soggy Noggin! Fixin' to spurt - AAUAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

by digital well-being September 22, 2021

Soggy Miyagi

When a male ejaculates on the abdomen of his partner and then smears the semen with his testicles, moving in a circular motion, alternating between clockwise and counterclockwise directions. The action should mirror that of Daniel-san in the 1984 hit movie, “The Karate Kid”.

Him: Your belly looks like it could use a buffing?
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over

by master-peeyagi September 25, 2021