Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 18, 2018

fordashy smashes bitches

a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal

fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch

by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022

Smash From The Past

Someone you had sex with in the past.

I ran into a smash from the past the other day, I can't believe I got that wasted!

by nigguhnoodle January 2, 2011

smash my grapes

A word used to mean to have sex. Referring to balls.

" Come to my house and smash my grapes."

by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018

Super Smash Flash

Not minecraft, not Smash bros. It's SUPER SMASH FLASH!!! The one game that you dont have to pay money for, and is fun!!! If you think this is advertising, then you're a real kid that knows the game!! Share it with youre friends so they dont pay for Smash like an idiot or get some dollar tree Bop it! Schoove on some kids for no reason online or against your friends offline. No Friends? Then get one, you lowly scum!

That level 9 Marth Is Mcscmooven all over me. Nerf marth, Super Smash Flash!

by GetStraightBlasted February 17, 2021

Keyboard smash/Keysmash

1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+

1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY

2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB

by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023

Not To Smash Your Chicken

When someone has to be corrected, but you want to do it in a sort of polite way.

Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"

Person 1: Dude I bought these shoes and they're super cool!

Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly

Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.

by Kushmasta December 3, 2018