Shortafacation

The process in wich you make a word shorter

The student asked the teacher if ECT was the correct shortafacation for etcetera.

by KaitlynAnnSponcer February 23, 2011

short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.

Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!

by Stephauren November 9, 2013

shirtsey

A combination of a t-shirt and a jersey. Usually a t-shirt a sports franchise sells, with the name and number of a key player of that team on the back.

Steven: I need something to wear to the Sox game next Friday, but jerseys are so expensive and non-applicable to everyday life!
Zach: Just buy a shirtsey, it's cheaper.
Steven: Oh, duh. Which player should I get?
Zach: Dustin Pedroia. Always Dustin Pedroia.

by Slowdance Boner November 18, 2013

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

short book

Someone who can be easily be read or anticipated.

That Nigga is so short book he ain't fooling nobody

by Djfatbac April 17, 2014

Shortcation

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.

Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.

by tomco June 18, 2014