by KaitlynAnnSponcer February 23, 2011
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Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!
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A combination of a t-shirt and a jersey. Usually a t-shirt a sports franchise sells, with the name and number of a key player of that team on the back.
Steven: I need something to wear to the Sox game next Friday, but jerseys are so expensive and non-applicable to everyday life!
Zach: Just buy a shirtsey, it's cheaper.
Steven: Oh, duh. Which player should I get?
Zach: Dustin Pedroia. Always Dustin Pedroia.
Zach: Just buy a shirtsey, it's cheaper.
Steven: Oh, duh. Which player should I get?
Zach: Dustin Pedroia. Always Dustin Pedroia.
by Slowdance Boner November 18, 2013
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Get the short book mug.Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.
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